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Ek Ladaka Achaanak Ladakee Dekhakar Shayar Ban Gaya:

“Lafz Tere, Geet Mere, Gazal Koi Suna Dalu Kya?

” Ladaki Boli: “Hath Mere, Gaal Tere,

Kan Ke Niche Baja Dalu Kya?” ?

Chiragon Mein Itana Noor Na Hota,

To Tanaha Dil Majabur Na Hota,

Ham Apse Milane Jaroor Aate,

Agar Aapaka Ghar Itana Door Na Hota..

Madam, Bachche Se:: Teri Copy Aur Pen Kahaan Hai????

Bachcha- Mem Jabse Apko Dekha Kya Copy Aur Kya Pen,

Tere Mast-Mast Do Nain,

Mere Dil Ka Le Gaye Chain, Kho Gayi Copy, Gum Gaya Pen..

You Na Kisi Ke Dil Se Khelo… Jab ?

Group Mein Messaegs Hi Nahi Karana Hai,

To Smart Phone Bech Kar Radio Le Lo… !!.

Taj Mahal Kya Chij Hai… Ham Issey Bhi Achchi Imarat Banava Denge,

Shaha jahaan Ne Mumataaz Ko Murda Dafnaya Tha,

Hum Tujhe Zinda Hi Daphana Denge..

“Dushmanon Kee Mahafil Mein Chal Rahee Thi Mere Katal Kee Tyari..”

“Main Pahuncha To Bole Yaar Bahut Lambi Umar He Tumhari..!”.

Kahate Hain Ki Pyar Ki Raahon Pe Chalana Aasan Nahin,

Mene Bhi Kal Chal Ke Dekha Mujhe To Raasta Theek Hi Laga!.

Aankhon Se Aasuon Kee Vidai Kar Do,

Dil Se Gamon Kee Judaee Kar Do,

Gar Fir Bhi Dil Na Lage Kahi,

To Mere Ghar Ki Putayi Kar Do….!

Meri Saanso Mein Jo Samaaya Bahut Lagata Hai,

Wahi Shakhs Mujhe Paraya Bhi Bahut Lagata Hai,

Unsey Milane Kee Tamanna To Bahut Hai Magar,

Aane-jaane Mein Kiraaya Hee Bahut Lagata Hai..

Mohabbat Na Sahi Muqadama Hi Kar De…

Tarikh Dar Tarikh Mulakat To Hogi!.   

Tera Pyaar Bhee Hajar Kee Not Jaisa Hai,

Dar Lagata Hai Kahin Nakali To Nahin ।.

Hum Bhi Jaan-E-Man Tere Liye Taj Mahal Banayenge,

Arz Kiya Hai, Hum Bhi Jaan-E-Man Tere Liye Taj Mahal Banayenge,

Ek Cup Subah Pilayenge Aur Ek Kap Shaam Ko Pilaayenge..

   

Aapko Dekhkr Sitare Chamak Mangege

Pyase Aapki Zulfon Se Ghta Mangege,

Apne Kndhe Se Duptta Na Sarkne Dena

Vrna Buddhe B Jwani Ki Dua Mangege.

Laakho Khwaish Aisi Ke Har Khawish Pe Dum Nikle,

Koi To Meri Wife Se Kahe Ke Wo Shopping Ke Liye Kam Nikle.

Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari

Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega

Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar

To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega.

Tumhaari yaad dil se jaane nahin denge,

Tumhaare jaisa dost khone bhi nahin denge,

Roz sharafat se sms kiya karo warna,

Ek kaan k neeche denge or rone bhi nahin denge.

Deadly sher on “SUPERMAN” 

Arz Kiya He 

Ye, Man Bahut Hi Super Hai 

Wah Wah

Yeh Man Bahut Hi Super Hai 

Isliye To Iski Chaddi Pant K Upar He

Funny shayari BY THIEF..

Mobile ke Night Plans Ne To Hume, Bhuka MaarDiya Hai Dosto,

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Jis Ghar Mein Chori k Liye Jao, Koi Na Koi Aashiq Jag Raha Hota Hai...

Aasmaan jitana nila hai, 

Surajmukhi jitana pila hai, 

Paani jitana gila hai, 

Aapka skroo utana hi dhila hai.

Aankhon se aansoo ki bidai kar do

Dil se gam ki bidai kar do,

Agar man na lage kaheen to ...

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.Aao mere ghar ki saphai kar do ....!

Flirting Funny Shayari Direct Dil se-

Ladke ne Ladki ko jaate Dekha to 1 shayari kahi-

Lafz tere, Geet Mere,

Dilkash Gazal koi suna doon kya?

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Ladki boli- Hath Mere, Gaal Tere,

kaan ke niche bjaa daalu kya ...?

Humpe mar k Munni badnam ho gai

humpe mar k Muni badnaam ho gai

Akele ho Gye the Munni k bina

Ye acha hua kambkht Shiela time pe jawan ho gai.

Ache Acho ne hmare aage

pani bhara he

Wah Wah

Ache Acho ne hmare age pani

bhara hai

Kyuki ‘Sarkari Hand-Pump’ mere

hi ghar k bahar laga hai

"Romantic shayari" Shayari of D year

Tujse kaise Nazar milaye dilbarjani,

Tujse kaise Nazar milaye dilbarjani

Meri right ankh kani (-_+)

Teri left ankh kani (+_-)

Jo dete h Girl ko tohfe

whi lgate h unki shadi me Sofe

Jo jate h un k piche

Wo ate h caro k niche

Jo khte h unko janu

Whi bnte h unk bacho k MAMU. .

Wo mujhe keh k chali gayi ‘GO 2 HELL’

wah wah

Wo mujhe keh k chali gayi ‘GO 2 HELL’

AUR mai dil pe hath rakh k kehta raha.

‘AAL IZZ WELL..!”

‘AAL IZZ WELL..!